evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex ― My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands ... “My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.” – Chelsea Handler. Publishers Weekly called Misleading A Duke "high-octane" and said, "This immersive, fast-paced novel will have readers on the edges of their seats." It is following her first sexual encounter at the Jersey Shore, upon her graduation from high school, with a man she dated for eight months afterwards - even though he bored her to death - that she decides that only having one-night stands would be a wiser course of action. My Horizontal Life is a book written by comedian and talk-show host Chelsea Handler in which she depicts the misadventures of her life in the form of numerous one-night stands and one too many alcoholic beverages. My Horizontal Life The story starts with seven-year old girl having photographed her parents having sex. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.Enter Chelsea Handler. I was hoping for some laughs but this book was just bad in every way. tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me, May 2011 variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can Katie - November 30, 2012Katie - September 28, 2012Today - January 27, 2012Today - May 9, 2011The View - August 29, 2007The View - August 2, 2007Late Show with David Letterman - August 2, 2007Tonight Show with Jay Leno - April 11, 2006. Click on a plot link to find similar books. It's Me, Chelsea, May 2008 My Horizontal Life Chelsea has always been curious with respect to sex and sexual practices, and since she doesn't believe in dating for weeks before the first sexual encounter with a member of the opposite sex - as she thinks sleeping right away is the best way to determine whether two individuals have sexual chemistry - which is mandatory for her - she starts experimenting by sleeping with numerous individuals; some she dates for more than a couple days, some she doesn't. SLIDES.textid = "SLIDESTEXT"; friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning. 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Uganda Be Kidding Me, March 2014 recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with a Level 4 Yellow-Headed Blackbird scholar. This experience stayed with her and she also started swearing at that time, behaving like an adult - she felt swearing automatically catapulted her in a position of authority and she never let go of that habit. My Horizontal Life, June 2005 Hardcover Can the magic of mistletoe bring together two busy single parents? MY HORIZONTAL LIFE by Chelsea Handler a Contemporary Chick Lit, Fiction book ISBN-1582346186 ISBN13- with cover, excerpt, author notes, review link, and availability. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, Ho. 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