Maybe the fumes are getting to me. Season: Five — Episode: 4 Director: David Storey — Writer: Brent Butt — Aired: October 22, 2007 — Viewers (millions): N/A Summary: Hank tries to freak out the people of Dog River but a crop circle he didn't make appears. What? Hello? Hank: Yep, just me. Like being on vacation. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. At Corner Gas, while doing a crossword, Wanda refuses to obey Brent until she sees him in his new black shirt. Moisture-wicking active t-shirts are here, too. Brent: I know he put me off toothpicks for a while. What I mean to say is, you creep me out. They're a couple of star-crossed love birds. Those are their markings. Phil: Are you OK? The new found popularity of Dog River causes a business boom at Corner Gas and the Ruby as well as Wanda getting a weekly guest spot on popular Canadian news program. S05E04 – Dark Circles – Hank decides to freak people out by making crop circles (dirt circles) and Brent freaks people out with a new, black shirt. I'll see you at suppertime. At Corner Gas, Lacey tells Wanda that she's unnerved by black shirt Brent. Hank: Yeah, it's kinda of a secretive thing. Corner Gas: Dog River Road T-Shirt … The most common corner gas material is metal. Davis: You know, uh, Oscar's really upset about this. Wait, that's a painter isn't it? Wanda Dollard: OK then, off you go. She did, and I saw her. Brent: I got real problems. $22.99. Wanda catches Lacey looking at Brent with desire, calls her "Drooly" and teases that Lacey likes a bad boy. Salesman: Hey, buddy boy. Corner Gas River Dogs Brent Leroy T-Shirt 5.0 out of 5 stars 1. Hank: Karen, look. On the deck of the Ruby Cafe, Wanda introduces Lacey to Marko, a creepy guy who drives a muscle car and also wears a black shirt. You know, look into it. Salesman: I like you, I'm gonna put you down for twenty boxes. Like a sleep around. Davis: You know, if you need a favour from someone, maybe you should insult that person less. Wanda: Yeah, well, Emma put in 40 years. Wanda: OK, sure, right away. C $49.99. Hank: Hey. The suspect is described as being 18 to 30 years old, 5' 6" to 5' 10" tall with a thin build, black hair and a goatee. Lacey, this is Marko. Aliens, radiation... Wanda: Yeah, you bet. Gotta talk to him about something. Emma kicked him to the curb. Hank: Then what? Wanda: Drooly. Lacey: Brent, a bad boy? Oscar: I'm calling the cops. He and Hank Yarbo became best friends in grade 2 and he went to school with Wanda Dollard. Karen: Five minutes ago, everyone was impressed with the prank. Karen: Sorry, official complaint. Just go in there and stand up to him. And I'm playing it up too, being all sullen and aloof, like the Fonz. Lacey watches Brent dreamily until Wanda catches her again. Karen: Hank, I did it. Karen: What? In the sky, you know, flying, yet unidentifiable, presumably, from some objects. $19.99. You hear your parents are Splitsville? Hank: Hmm. The next morning at Davis', Oscar drinks all the milk but Davis sympathetically lets it go. I don't need to act like a tough guy and wear a black shirt just to get people's attention. Lacey: Hi. Customers who bought this item also bought. Anyway, the soup today is mushroom. '70 'Cuda with a 440 six-pack and a pistol grip 4 speed. Wanda: That was blue shirt Brent. Davis: My pajamas. Hank: Weird ones. Hank: Does Davis know you're wearing his pants? I mean, it's probably just an elaborate prank. Corner Gas River Dogs Brent Leroy T-Shirt 5.0 out of 5 stars 1. No bread. Karen: What time was this? Sadness and outrage. At Corner Gas, while doing a crossword, Wanda refuses to obey Brent until she sees him in his new black shirt. Buy It Now. Brent Leroy: Twenty? Marko: You're not far off the mark. Emma: See, we talked about it. Farmer: Yeah, when we thought Hank did it. I didn't burn a circle in Bucht's field. Wanda: Don't be such a sap. Wanda: Apology accepted. Corner Gas Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. We guarantee no one else will have a look like this. Wanda: Really? And don't tell Wanda, she'll make fun of me, all right? Davis: Has anybody even thought of what this will do to Brent? Emma: And we did. Corner Gas Logo w/black text T-Shirt 4.7 out of 5 stars 9. Hank: Karen encouraged me to. Lacey: You like it in black like that? Ha, ha, all right. Extended sizes from XS-5XL. Brent: You lost me. Lacey: Hey, where's your black shirt? Brent points out that since there's no crops yet, Hank made a dirt circle. Featured on Lacey's homemade Christmas sweater for Brent, this moose means business! Lacey: A divorce? Our high-quality corner gas shirts are available in multiple sizes and body styles. So, you can haul your 30 boxes of crap back to Crapville. Davis: You guys. But, here's the thing. I mean, ah, I don't know, 'cause ah, come to think of it, um, my watch stop working. ). Hank: I mean I'd tell you too Wanda but every time I tell you about one of my plans, not that this is a plan, necessarily, but, you know, you make fun of me. Corner Gas Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Lacey: His glove box? Karen easily coerces Hank into believing a real UFO made the mark. You just never mind my muffins. 5.0 out of 5 stars. High-quality Corner Gas men's t-shirts designed and sold by independent artists around the world. Davis: No problemo. Back in his blue work shirt, Brent runs to the Ruby asking Lacey for help as the pushy salesman has returned with the merchandise. The most popular color? You thought I wouldn't do it. Wanda belittles Lacey's concern but responds instantly to Brent's order to clean the bathrooms. I gotta sleep at your place for a while. Lacey: Oh! Lacey: So, you are telling me that you just bought 30 boxes of something and you don't know what? It's terrifyingly full of holiday spirit! Hank: Be careful. All right everyone! Davis: You made a mockery of the badge. Lacey: Mine? Davis: How you doing? OK, Glenda Good Witch, it's just a shirt. Buy It Now +C $5.00 shipping. $22.99. Oscar: If it was OK, I wouldn't have to find somewhere else to sleep. My treat. Davis: Oh. Wanda, are you trying to set me up with this guy? Shop our range of T-Shirts, Tanks, Hoodies, Dresses, and more. Davis: Your call. Although, it would make things way easier on me. Farmer: If it was anyone else, I'd have them thrown in jail but Hank. Hank: No, but that does make more sense. Lacey: Oh, what does he sell? Brent: A little hungry, yeah. He's only staying at your place because we have a painter and the fumes make him queasy. I'm a hell of a woman. Brent: Oh, all kinds of stuff. Oscar: Do I have to change out of my pajamas? Davis: Kaputski. Lacey: So nothing for you? Emma: No, the fumes aren't bothering me. You hired a painter. Oscar: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Both of you. Corner Gas River Dogs Brent Leroy T-Shirt 5.0 out of 5 stars 1. This is getting to you, isn't it? She's not getting half of my magazines. Hank: Ya freaked out? Wanda: Oh, whatever it is, you're not in it. Wanda: He ain't kidding either, I saw them in his glove box. Like a lightning bolt, his message struck loud and burned bright in the hearts of others. I don't just make fun of your plans. Black-owned Etsy shops ... Dog River clothing collectible Jackass shirt CollectiblesofCanada 5 out of 5 stars (1) $ 23.79. You know, he's just not himself. Hank: You probably get giant carrots and tomatoes. While at the Corner Gas pumps, Brent rebuffs a customer's attempt at conversation. Brent: Me too. https://cornergas.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Circles/Transcript?oldid=14736. Corner Gas Logo w/black text T-Shirt 4.7 out of 5 stars 9. Hank: I um, I made the burnt circles in Bucht's field. Oscar: The paint fumes make me queasy. Needed me to flatten it out for him. You kinda creep me out. Hank: Think, think what? The new "Black Shirt Brent" is a toothpick-chomping, intimidating tough guy who terrifies Wanda and makes Lacey swoon. Black shirt Brent would eat crunchy peanut butter right off a spoon. Marko: Well, hello there. At the Ruby, Lacey notices Brent's new shirt. Lacey: I'm not outraged. I didn't know you were into hot-rods. Lacey: Aw, you know, he just seems different lately. No bread. Davis: First rate pranking Hank. Unique Corner Gas clothing designed and sold by artists for women, men, and everyone. Tell 'em that we got a 10-92. Brent: You spent the night making dirt circles. I wanted to stay in my pajamas. Top Rated Seller Top Rated Seller. Brent: Could you just go and grab some paper towels? Hank: It sounds complicated. Karen, you're not gonna believe what I'm about to tell you. Karen: I don't think we need to... Brent: So pretend to read a book. Oscar: What the hell are you doing? 100 even, and that's less than my cost. Wanda: Drool much? Maybe you could make one of those eggs pies? Emma: Wow, looks like you two are getting along. C Plot: Brent loses his work shirt and is accidentally sent a black one as a replacement, which causes a drastic personality shift when he puts it on. Brent: Probably something awesome. Look, I didn't want your crap before and I don't want your crap now. Oh my God! Brent's new black work shirt changes his personality, which intrigues Lacey. 3.7 out of 5 stars 4. What kinda book? Should be here soon. Lacey: Heh, heh. Oh, did you want that? Davis Quinton: Why? We have a limited edition numbered t-shirt specially designed for the first season. Brent: Hey, aren't you gonna ask me why I'm not wearing my work shirt? Save corner gas shirt to get e-mail alerts and updates on your eBay Feed. That's an appropriate response. Lacey: You don't need the black shirt. The cast of Corner Gas walking down Dog River Road with Brent leading the way. Karen: No, I made the burn marks. 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